Non-Existent Services

Imaginary Nature of Classes

The services and classes described on this Site, including but not limited to “Classic Meowga,” “Free Scratching,” and “Guided Meowditation,” are entirely fictional and for entertainment purposes only.

These services are not actually available and are presented solely to showcase the functionalities of our website engine.

No real classes, instructors, or events are offered, and no real cats or other animals are involved.

No Actual Yoga Instruction or Meditation Services

The Site does not offer, promote, or provide real yoga, stretching, or meditation classes, nor does it offer any advice or techniques in these areas.

Users should not interpret any descriptions or content as legitimate fitness or wellness services.

Any resemblance to real services is purely coincidental.

Use of the Site

Informational Purposes Only

The Site content, descriptions, and services are intended solely for demonstration and creative purposes.

All content is fictional, and any use of information on the Site is at the user’s own discretion and risk.

No Liability for Misinterpretation

We are not liable for any confusion or misinterpretation regarding the nature of this Site.

Users understand that no actual service or booking is available through this Site.

Intellectual Property

Copyrights and Trademarks

All content, logos, images, and text on this Site are the intellectual property of AE Collective aka Nameowste and are intended solely for demonstrative use. The names, characters, and classes are fictional and mostly AI generated.

Prohibited Use of Content

Content from this Site may not be used, modified, or repurposed for commercial purposes without express permission. This includes any of the fictional class descriptions, names, and images presented.

No Contractual Relationship

No Purchase Agreement

Browsing or viewing the Site does not create any contractual relationship.

No service agreement, payment obligation, or contract is implied or created by using this Site.

No Binding Offers or Advertisements

All information provided is strictly for illustrative purposes. None of the content constitutes a binding offer to provide services.

Limitation of Liability

No Liability for Fictitious Content

We are not responsible or liable for any actions taken by users based on the fictional content of this Site.

Any reliance on Site content is at the user’s own risk, understanding that no real-world services are provided.

No Warranty

The Site is provided “as is” with no guarantees or warranties, express or implied.

Modifications to Terms and Conditions

Updates and Changes

These Terms and Conditions may be modified at any time without prior notice.

Continued use of the Site after modifications implies acceptance of updated Terms.

By accessing this Site, you agree to these Terms and Conditions, recognizing that Nameowste! Classes for Cats and by Cats exists only for creative and illustrative purposes.